kid's riddles
     


There were two snakes. The first one said are we poisonous? The other one said I don't know? Why? The other one said I think I just bit my tongue!

Horselover

Thanks Horselover, that was very funny. We appreciate your submission to our kids page!
~The Critter Gitters
     
Q: What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A: A walkie-talkie!
Q: What do you get when you cross two bees with a water pistol?
A: A bee-bee gun!
Q: What drives a centipede crazy?
A: Trying to decide which shoes to wear!
Q: What did the hungry flea say to his friend?
A: Let's go out for a bite!
Q: What did the picture say to the wall?
A: I've been framed!!!
Q: What did one lice say to the other?
A: Time to head out!
Q: Why was the the fly scared to get on the computer?????
A: He was scared that he be caught in the web.
Q: What magazine do caterpillars like to read?
A: Reader's Digest!
Q: Why did the princess thow her clock out the window??
A: She wanted to see time fly!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cockroach and a rooster?
A: A croak-a-doodle-do bug.
Q: What do you get when you cross a horse with a shoe on?
A: A horseshoe !
Q: How many coakroaches does it take to fix a light?
A: No one knows, when the light goes on they run away!
Q: What do get when you cross gasoline and a bug?
A: A stink bug!

Two cockroaches lived in a hospital. Each day, they would go exploring and report back to the other about what they had found. One day, the first cockroach found an operating room. Excited, it rushed back to report the find. "Oooh, I found a room that was clean and white and bright and sanitary and--" The other interrupted: "Pleeeease! Not while I'm eating!"

Everett W. Gross, Crete, Neb.
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